(So let me start off by saying that this post was started by a show I watched today called the fatter me. It was about this hot chick who got made into a fat girl to learn that her friends were not her true friends.)
There are a lot of men out their that are into the Ferrari type females(IE blond skinny and tits) which is fine by me. I am what I would call a Saturn type female( not too pretty to look at but low maintenance), and I am perfectly happy with that.
Don't get me wrong some Ferrari girls are really nice. I just have no interest in being one. Firstly, they have to work super hard to maintain their assets. Some times that can cost a lot of time and money. Secondly they have every tom, dick, and harry after their assets. Lastly, they sometimes get stolen by idiots.
The first thing I love about being a Saturn is I don't have too much upkeep. Oh sure I can go over board on keeping my hair healthy, and my face zit free, but I am a little OCD. I do it to function not to have a man. Secondly, I like the fact that not many lust over me keeps me from spending countless hours hitting the ignore button. Lastly, no one wants to steal a satrun if there is a Ferrari around.
So while I am happy for being a Saturn, I must thank the ferarris out there. For without you I might have broken the ignore bottom, or stab an idiot.
-Peace love and homicidal free since yesterday
Kona
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